Yeah, I don’t get it either. In the last 36 hours I’ve posted more than I had in the previous week. Maybe it’s the tryptophan.
Do you remember your first favorite song? If so, what was it?
The first song I remember liking was “Get Back” by The Beatles.
What do you refuse to eat?
Anything I damn well want to refuse to eat.
Have you ever injected any kind of drug before?
When I was diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes, I resolved to control it with diet because I refuse to consider injecting myself with insulin, let alone any kind of drug.
Do amusement park rides make you sick?
No, the admission prices hit me long before I get near the rides.
Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Yoda. “Try not! Do—or do not. There is no try.”
What kind of cheese do you put on your sandwiches?
American.
What was the first thing you ever learned how to cook?
Spaghetti.
Did you ever collect beanie babies?
No.
When was the last time you got a haircut?
Summer 2007. I usually shear it all off when hot weather comes and keep my head shaved or cut very short, but this past summer I didn’t. It’s now just over my collar if I button the top button.
Have you ever been to a bachelor/bachelorette party?
No.
Where are you most ticklish on your body?
If I told you, I’d have to kill you.
Have you ever bailed anyone out of jail?
Nah, let ‘em rot.
What’s the last board game you played?
I play backgammon on the computer. I honestly cannot remember the last time I played a board game on an actual board.
Do you still own any VHS tapes?
Quite a few, but most we’ve also got on DVD since.
Do you shop at JC Penney’s ever?
The last two times I’ve been in one I haven’t found anything to buy. One of those stores was in Fairbanks and has closed.
If there was a real Jurassic Park, would you visit it?
How much are they charging for admission?
Do you ever read the newspaper?
Only online, and only our local paper—no major metropolitan dailies.
Do you eat your mac & cheese with a fork or a spoon?
Last time I had it I used a fork.
Is there any medicine/pill you take everyday?
B-complex vitamins.
How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
If I told you, I’d have to kill you.
Would you do meth if it was legalized?
I do the occasional times-tables when nobody’s looking. Oh, and you misspelled “math.”
Are you afraid others will judge you, reading your answers to survey questions?
Are you nuts? Who’s ever going to read these?
Do you think 0bama will be assassinated?
I hope not. Let him succeed or fail on his own merits, not as a martyr to the mob that elected him.
Have you ever made out with someone and then never saw them again?
Yes.
Do you drink egg nog?
[hic]
What are you wearing?
Clothes.
