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Thu 3 Apr 2008 10:08
by Kevin McGehee
61° and cloudy
in Coweta County, GA
[War]
[Humor?]
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I’m working on a musical, “Osama, Where Art Thou?“ Here are the lyrics to what I think will be the most popular song of the show.
I am Ayman al-Zawahiri
I have known trouble all my days
I have bid farewell to Barmfaq, Egypt
The place where I was born and raised
(The place where he was born and raised)
For many years I’ve been in trouble
No pleasure here on earth I’ve found
For in this desert I’m bound to ramble
I have no friends to help me now
(He has no friends to help him now)
So it’s fare thee well, my one true camel
I don’t expect to lift your tail
For I’m bound to wander in these mountains
Perhaps I’ll die upon that trail
(Perhaps he’ll die upon that trail)
You can bury me in Hellfire Valley
If there’s enough left of me to find
Still I must admit it is more likely
The buzzards will have quickly dined
(The buzzards will have quickly dined)
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