Forbid It, Almighty God!

Mon   14 Jul 2008   2:47 by Kevin McGehee 3 comments [Humor?] [Our Times] [Media Ochre]

Horrible dream the other night. In the spirit of “The Brady Bunch,“ “Bewitched” and a whole mess of other recent movies, Hollywood had decided to do a movie remake of “Gilligan’s Island.“ They had cast Tobey Maguire as Gilligan, and Bruce Campbell—fresh off another season as Sam Axe on “Burn Notice”—as the Skipper. The Howells were James Spader and Reese Witherspoon. They were negotiating with Miley Cyrus to play Ginger. That’s when I woke up screaming, so I don’t know who was going to play the Professor and Mary Ann.

 

Bobbert said: Shhhhhhhhhhh! Don’t give tham any ideas.     » Mon   14 Jul 2008   8:45 backwoods conservative said: I agree, Bobbert. We’ve had enough bad remakes. » Mon   14 Jul 2008   11:07 Kevin McGehee said: Well, in the spirit of not giving them ideas, I’ve been thinking maybe they should sign Penn Jillette for the Professor, and Bald Britney for Mary Ann. Or is that too The Producers to be safe? » Mon   14 Jul 2008   11:41 You must be registered and logged in to comment.