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Wed 16 Apr 2003 21:42
by Kevin McGehee
in Coweta County, GA
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- This morning I woke up. The sun wasn’t up yet. But I got up anyway.
- When I walked into the living room, there was a rhinoceros on my couch. So I sat down in my easy chair instead.
- After a while I got hungry, so I killed and butchered the rhinoceros. The horn was crunchy. Chewing it made my head hurt.
- After breakfast I went outside and got into my XR-31 Transgalactic Planetbuster. The windshield was covered with pine pollen. I hate that.
- It made me so mad that I blew up the first planet I passed. Later I felt guilty. I hope nobody was living on that planet. But then I decided, even if anybody did, it wasn’t anybody I knew, so what the hey.
- Flying across the universe is boring. It isn’t so much that there isn’t all that much to see. I mean, after you’ve seen a hundred or so galaxies explode, what’s the big deal? But naturally everybody else has to slow down and look, and it makes me late for work. But that isn’t what’s boring about it. What’s boring about it is, it takes so long.
- But it could be worse. At least when you’re flying faster than the speed of light, all that time goes by quicker than if you were sitting on your butt in front of a computer.
- I’m bored.
Comments:
I actually had “rocketman” running through my mind as I read that. 
Ricky • Apr 16, 2003 9:54 PM
Sigh. Kevin, you certainly are a master boreblogger.
Vicky • Apr 17, 2003 1:52 PM
“A” master boreblogger?
A master boreblogger?
I am THE master boreblogger!!!
McGehee • Apr 17, 2003 4:49 PM
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