Uh-Oh
Fri   4 Apr 2008   15:45 by Kevin McGehee 75° and cloudy in Coweta County, GA 4 comments [Humor?] [Get Offa My Lawn!]	This doesn’t look good. It looks about right, but it doesn’t look good. (By e-mail from reader Dick Thompson.)

 

Guy S said: Hey Moe!!!! Look at me I’m sitting in the Oval Office ... nuk nuk nuk!!! *TWAAAP*!!! “Moe, why did you go and hit McCurly?“ “Cause he was playing with the Red phone again, ya knucklehead.“ “hilLary!!! Moe!!! hilLary!!! Moe!!!“  “I just looked in this briefcase, and there isn’t any “football” in it. Just a lot of codes and buttons and a keyboard…and I pressed the RED button…and now there are two tiny clouds over Mecca and some other place….“ (hilLary and Moe in unison)“McCurly!!!! You nincompoop!!! You just started World War Four!!!“ “Nuk Nuk, what happened to WWIII?“ (Moe does the patented “you hit my fist and I bop your head move” on McCurly) “You getting into office was WWIII you moron!!“ *partial script from The Three Stooges in: “White House Hi-jinks”  all rights Columbia Pictures 2008* » Fri   4 Apr 2008   19:12 Kevin McGehee said: I used to be worried because one of them has to win—they can’t all lose. Now I’m thinking it might be better if all three of them won. » Fri   4 Apr 2008   20:56 epador said: No way I can improve on this other than to keep my hand held vertically in front of my nose. » Fri   4 Apr 2008   22:32 localmalcontent said: The Stooges were famous for their Doublespeak, in their gentle, assault N battery humor, long before George Orwell, and long before the Damocrat Party made Doublespeak their mainstay…  “Defeat is Victory”, “It takes a Village” to raise your child… that CRAP. » Sat   5 Apr 2008   17:00 You must be registered and logged in to comment.